Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me
once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms